Spongebob 4: Spongebob And Patrick Do America

Troll "Two"

Trick or Treat

This is a recent one. It was on Halloween. Sorry, Prime.

Staring into your soul...

Here's what I believe to be a TRIPLE reject from Krazy Kravist. Did they all have lobotomies?

Why are you looking at me like that?
Stop it...

o_o

Abortion

This didn't get very far...

FAILIOR: LCD ORIGINS

The Origins of FAILIOR:

As the founder of the League, I feel it's time to unveil my beginnings in the field of Customer Dissatisfaction. In all honesty, I took pictures of all my first rejects in chronological order (yes, I'm that geeky). But when I tried to upload them today, my computer had a seizure, and a little less than half of the drawings evaporated, in no apparent order (?). Since I've already packed them all back up in storage, I'm not in the mood to do it all over again. So, this is an abbreviated history of Failior...

First Reject:
I think I went about 3-4 weeks before my first reject, amazingly, and this was it. I was so fascinated by it and self-critiqued it the rest of that day. All in all, looking back at it is strange because it's not all that bad. I remember that girl and the only thing I really messed up on was her eyes. At any rate, the family hated it, and convinced her that she hated it, too.

The really funny thing is that the rejects kept getting worse instead of better!

Oh, Lord... this is awful in every way:


This surfer girl reject hurt at the time... I thought I had done a great job. At least the mom was polite to me...

... unlike the dad of these kids:
He was a major dick, even though I was giving him a discount (it was like $10 for the whole thing or something).

From then on, my rejects weren't so epically horrible. Here's another sketch I did for a huge discount ($10), and they still rejected it because they thought I made the wife, "look like a man because I was giving them a discount."

If I was desperate to sell a picture, why would I purposefully make it bad? The woman was actually kind of fat, and I felt like I slimmed her down some. Whatever.

So, that's the tainted origins of FAILIOR, and some of my first rejects. Happy sketching!

GAP

Don't look directly into the hole! Believe it or not, this is actually a sketch of an adorable little girl. Rejectosaurus is a very sick and twisted individual, which makes him perfect for this blog!

The Affects of Aging

GET OFF MY LAWN!

Nautical Nonsence

Is that some new way of doing "the shocker"?

Ambidextrous?

Caption: "She was left-handed T_T".

So look at it through a mirror, betch.

Sucky Mom

I was there when Spiky drew this one. It was cute, the girl liked it a lot... but Mom had to be a bitch. Lame.

Party Hat

Here's Indiana Jones with his trusty rock.

His hat looks like a balloon sculpture.

Doktor Rejectosaurus

I hideous visage... the Doktor has shown his true face! Everyone in the League should draw themselves as their alter-ego and send it to me (you guys all have my email address). I'll make my own, too!

Ugly Mouth

Caption: "Her mouth is ugly. It's mean to draw somebody like that."

LOL@butthurtz

Patrick Meltdown

Professor Redraw has a story to go with this one, but it's not on hand at the moment. From what he told me, the kid in this drawing was on a major birthday high and threw a bit of a fit over this sketch.